We are here so that I can tell you a few things you may not know about football, just in case you get the urge to buy some expensive tickets for your man for his birthday, and have an excuse to see your baby who moved thousands of miles away (ok, it's only a couple hundred, but it's just as bad).
Here's sweet child o'mine with his nachos his momma bought him...*sigh*
First of all, I want you to observe 2 things about this photo:
1. Those tall buildings in the background - one of those is the AT&T building. My "smart phone" is powered by their signal. I had none, the entire game. 'Nuff said.
2. Do not sit on the East side of the stadium if it's an afternoon game. Luckily the sun went down by kickoff, but it was close (and blinding). Next time, when I get tickets, I'll know - no wait, next time, I'll be in my living room, in my recliner, in the shade - with my own bathroom in case my bladder shrinks.
4. Speaking of church, there's more stand-up sit down than a Sunday morning Methodist church service. I'm pretty sure our row could have won the small bladder/big prostate NFL fan award.
5. Pearls are acceptable.
6. And/or thongs.
Now, don't you feel more prepared for your next football game? I'm so glad I could share these moments with you (oh - and if that's you in the thong, there's no charge for copies of the photo since you provided more entertainment for those around us than the game did).